It seems like a good time for a bit of lightness as a break from fatal crashes. Luckily, I have just the thing: some reader contributions along with a personal story.
Neil of AirC Images mailed me with this amazing photograph and video of his father. This is Neil’s dad Cornell as a young boy with his siblings (Betty, Virginia and Tom).
Cornell was drafted into the US Army Air Corps (Ferry Squadron) in 1941 and flew Bomber Transports as as a Flight Engineer until 1945.
In 2015, when Cornell turned 95, Neil arranged for a birthday flight for Cornell and made this fantastic three-minute video of the occasion.
When I wrote about the B-52 a few weeks ago, Andy mailed me a fantastic photograph of him in a B-52 stationed at Upper Heyford in 1981.
It truly is a HUGE aircraft. The fuselage is so big that it is actually rippled/undulating.
The guy showing me around said that if the tail gunner couldn’t be bothered to use the correct crawl space to get to the cockpit to grab some food (there was a grill between the pilot/co-pilot seats), well then, the pilot would radio back and confirm that the bomb doors were closed and locked so he could just RUN across the bomb bay.
I remember after Thatcher getting in, in 1979…the sheer amount of US military aircraft that were being dumped into the UK. As an 11-year-old, it was quite an awesome sight to watch these things going overhead. Even a Starfighter made an appearance! Lord knows why or just how exactly it got there, not noted for their range!)
Finally, on my personal newsletter, Accidents and Incidents, I wrote about my odd experience taking part in a documentary about the Bermuda Triangle. They invited me to talk about Flight 19 but somehow I ended up in the left seat of an Airbus A320 simulator!
It’s happened so fast, I don’t know what to say, so I comply, pushing the thrust levers forward and veering back and forth on the runway while the director fires questions at me. We lift off but I have no idea how much pressure to use on the side-stick; I am pitching the airliner up and down like a dolphin as I try to answer his questions. The camera man looks slightly green but valiantly keeps filming, asking me to look towards him because my hair is covering my face. The supervisor points out that I still need to retract the gears; we are flying with our wheels down and flaps still set for take off.
“Look at me,” says the director. “Talk about how easy it is to fly.”
They Let Me Fly the Plane by Sylvia Wrigley
I successfully crashed an A320. Seven times. Six of them on purpose.
I didn’t write about the documentary here at the time (I wanted to see how the documentary turned out! It wasn’t bad actually) but I did write Airbus A320 vs Grumman Avenger.
I’ve been travelling so much, I haven’t had the time to write something new. What I did write, for reasons that are difficult to explain, was a comparison of the Grumman TBF Avenger and the Airbus A320.
As usual, the best bit is in the comments.
There’s been a lot of interesting crashes to discuss and especially, a lot of media interest, which gives the perception that air travel has been unusually dangerous in 2025. As of right now, the US fatal accident count is trending only slightly higher than 2024. Globally, there does not (so far!) to be a spike in the number of serious accidents. We’ll get back at looking at these next week.
You know how it goes: you see something, you choke back a laugh, you look around to see if anyone ELSE is laughing, you note that no one is, and then you figure your mind is just in the gutter and you're the only one who sees something a little iffy about the sheep bone on this one-year-old's cake, for example:
[Photo removed at baker's request. (Although *she* thought it was funny; the client did not.) Instead, please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot. And then imagine a sheep holding a giant dog bone at hip level.]
Doooo yoooour "bones" hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you toss 'em in a sack?
Do they startle little Bo?
Ahem.
The point, my fellow gutter-minded friends, is pointing skyward at the moment - and a little to the right.
But in a more metaphorical sense, the point is I understand. Call it a hazard of the job, but I, too, often see giggle-inducing unmentionables where others see, say, unusually shaped "flowers:"
{Insert stamen joke here}
And I'm forced to wonder just how curious Curious George has become to warrant a giant censor dot:
Of course, some people are even further down the gutter pipes than I am, as evidenced by those of you (John) who felt this less-than-ladylike graduation bear deserved a mention - or at least a longer gown:
(Btw, I've heard of a nip slip before, but what do you call this?)
(No, wait - don't answer that. There are innocents present.)
Ok, I know that one was a stretch - [rim shot!] - but tell me you're not in the LEAST bit curious why a baker decided to do this:
Maybe it's a pun: you know, a trunk down the Gingerbread man's trunks? But then, why does the elephant look so unhappy?
Again, probably best if you don't answer that.
Ever see a cake so cute you just want to squeeze it?
Yeah, I'm feeling the exact opposite of that right now.
And then there are the cakes that cross over from vaguely disconcerting into outright cringe-inducing:
WHY IS THE END OF IT DIRTY?!!
And... [whimper]... is that a pearl necklace?
Close the internet. We all need showers.
What? No, not together - ok, COLD showers, for some of you.
And maybe a case of Unicorn chasers.
Thanks to Anony M., Beth B., Carrie C., Patrick V., Katie Q., Cindy K., & Lesley W. for ruining the song "Butterfly Kisses" for me. No, wait, that was already ruined. Never mind.
We've all been there: you order something special, wait weeks for it to arrive, and then discover the hard way that you're allergic to latex. Dang it.
My point is, we've all faced disappointment. And itchiness. But mostly disappointment.
Case in point: Eagle-eyed wreckporter Leigh attended a graduation party last month where the cake turned out to be, well...a little dry.
First the hostess commented how hard the cake was, as she couldn't get a balloon pick to stick into the cake
Then they tried to cut it.
Emphasis on tried:
Hey. Waaaaait a second. Is that...?
IT IS!
It's a frosted cardboard box!
This would be a brilliant prank, of course, if it hadn't come straight out of the refrigerated display at their local big-chain store bakery (you can see the price tag in the first photo). OOPSIE. I guess now we know where all those display cakes end up!
A big thank you to Leigh W. for forever redefining "box mix."You know, between this and that time Amy found a pair of scissors in her birthday cake, I'm starting to see why some folks prefer homemade.
And this cake is a party for my eyeballs; check out those edible ink illustrations pulled straight from the book! Fantastic.
But Lewis Carroll's classic, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland has inspired all kinds of wonderlands, should you feel suddenly inspired to create your own wonder-cake. There's also Tim Burton's interpretation:
Tweedledee and Tweedledum! (Way way waaaaay cuter here in fondant - sorry, Tim.) And could that Queen of Hearts BE any more Helena Bonham Carter? So much detail. I love that the platter goes along with the theme, too; kinda would have ruined the effect to plunk this masterpiece down on a Chinet.
How dead-on is the door knob?! (And is it weird that he was always my favorite character?)
But no one ever said you can't mix them all up; it is Wonderland after all. Here are Tim Burton's Alice and Queen of Hearts sharing space with the Disney cast of characters:
... but not without taking a minute to give a hand to this baker and his/her subtly stunning cake. Teacups and mushrooms and pocket watches, oh my! Just wonder-full!
And speaking of, I don't think you could stuff any more wonder into this last cake; it's chock full of wonderment, right down to the props on the table:
On the remote island of St. Kawkapuey lives the mysterious Cacapillar.
Often mistaken by tourists as monkey droppings, these sweet-smelling carnivorous insects are most often found in local baseball fields:
...and outdoor cooking grills:
A highly adaptable creature, the Cacapillar has learned to subsist on the island's most readily available diet: stale Funyuns and leftover Whiskey:
[Fun Fact: The population of St. Kawkapuey has the world's highest concentration of Karoake bars per person, and once declared a national "Hangover Day" to celebrate the season finale of Dancing With the Stars.]
Though outsiders find the cacapillar off-putting, locals consider it good luck to find one in their home. They also celebrate the warmer summer months, when the island's cacapillars encase themselves in shimmering golden cocoons:
...and then emerge, transformed, as the island's national mascot:
The Majestic All-Seeing Flutterturd
Which can grow to weigh as much as a whopping 25 pounds:
After cavorting in traffic and laying siege to local liqueur stores, the Flutterturds eventually complete their life cycles by dive-bombing into area vegetable gardens en masse:
There they provide excellent fertilizer, though locals admit the smell of whiskey can take several months to dissipate.
Thanks to Laura N., Michelle V., Chris W., Anony M., Holly L., Kimberly S., Kiana R., & Caprice A. for that giant piece of... information.
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P.S. I see you enjoy learning things. Might I interest you in this additional educational resource?
Last week, the Aircraft Accident Investigation Commission, formed by the Government of Nepal to investigate the accident of 9N-AME on the 24th of July 2024, released their final report. There’s a lot going on here, so I hope you are seated comfortably!
New! You can also listen to an automatically generated audio file of the article!
It should have been a simple ferry flight, under 150 kilometres. The owner and operator, Saurya Airlines, is a Nepalese domestic carrier founded in 2014 with a single Bombardier CRJ 200. In 2017, they purchased a second CRJ 200, registered in Nepal as 9N-AME, as a back-up aircraft. As of July 2024, this was their only operational aircraft.
Except that it wasn’t operational. That CRJ 200LR had been grounded for 34 days .
The day before the accident, the Air Transport Division of the Civil Aviation Authority of Nepal approved the ferry flight for the aircraft to fly from Tribhuvan International Airport in Kathmandu to Pokhara International Airport, where the CRJ 200LR was to undergo base maintenance (C-check). The aircraft had already undergone preservation of aircraft and return to service maintenance checks.
That morning, the first officer was first to arrive in the cockpit, while Saurya Airlines personnel loaded the cargo. The ground staff said the cargo section was completely full, so they had to load the remaining baggage and equipment into the cabin.
Saurya Airlines was the first officer’s first employer; he had been with the airline since he’d finished his commercial training in 2021. When converting the CRJ 200, he’d failed his initial simulator check, which led to him extending his training in Germany by three months. This significantly increased his training costs, which was added to his bond with Saurya Airlines, meaning he had to remain with the airline or else pay back the remaining balance. On top of this, he had had to take out a loan to fund his living costs in Germany for the additional training.
He’d then been laid off by the airline for an unspecified time but later reinstated “based on flight hours”. His duty and flight hours were significantly reduced, as the company’s operations were low. His simulator performance was marked as Satisfactory.
Saurya Airlines CRJ200ER 9N-AME as photographed by Shankar S. in 2019 (CC BY 2.0)
While the first officer went through the pre-start checks, the flight dispatcher called with the aircraft weight and balance: 18,137 kilogrammes.
The first officer would use the aircraft weight, along with the environmental conditions and the runway parameters, to determine the V-speeds for the flight and enter them into the flight management system.
The key take-off speeds are V1, which is the speed at which a take-off should no longer be aborted, VR, the speed at which to rotate the aircraft, lifting the nose for take off, and V2, the speed at which the aircraft can still safely climb with one engine out. These speeds are calculated before every flight, marked on the airspeed with coloured bugs, and repeated as part of the pre-flight briefing.
Now that the first officer had the take-off weight of the aircraft, he could use the speedcard booklet to calculate the V-speeds for the flight.
Speedcard booklet opened to 18,500 kg TOW on the right
He flipped to the card for 18,500 kg take-off weight and used the base V-speeds for flaps at 20° (V1: 109, VR: 115) V2: 125) to calculate the correct speeds for the CRJ 200 based on their altitude of 4,400 feet above sea level.
V1 (take-off decision speed): 114 knots
VR (rotation speed): 118 knots
V2 (take-off safety speed): 126 knots
The captain arrived at the cockpit. He had joined Saurya as a first officer in 2015 and was promoted to captain in 2017. Now he served both as a captain and as Saurya’s Operations Director. His simulator performance was marked as Excellent.
There were 30 minutes until the intended take-off. The captain asked about the checks that the first officer had done so far and provided supervisory instructions. A third crew member, an Aircraft Maintenance Technician, joined the flight crew and they discussed the C-Check planned in Pokhara and “other casual topics unrelated to the flight” with some of the staff in the cabin.
At that point, the flight crew were contacted to say that they needed to delay their departure, as more personnel were expected. The captain responded a minute later that they were going to have to cancel engine start-up. Air Traffic Control noticed the same thing, calling the crew to ask whether they needed their taxi to be delayed. The crew responded that they needed more time, up to 30 more minutes.
The remaining Saurya personnel arrived at that point and the cabin door was closed. The crew initiated start up of both engines and they began to taxi, doing the control surface checks along the way. The flaps were extended to 20°. They entered runway 02 and performed a backtrack to the threshold in order to use the full length of the runway.
At exactly 11:10 local time, the crew called from runway 02 that they were ready for departure.
At 11:10:25 they applied power for take off with both engines N1 power achieving 92% within 13 seconds. They skipped the rest of the pre-take-off checklist and began accelerating down the runway.
The first officer called out V1. A second later, the captain abruptly pulled back on the yoke. This abrupt elevator input, going from 1.5° to 10° elevator deflection over one second, caused a rapid pitch up that peaked at a staggering 8.6° per second, as opposed to the expected 3° per second pitch up.
The aircraft lifted sharply into the air, travelling just under 120 knots computed airspeed, just above the computed VR (rotation speed). The first officer can be heard on the Cockpit Voice Recorder saying “Woah….woah…woah”.
The aircraft was travelling at 131 knots as they climbed to 11 feet above the runway. The stick shaker activated, warning of an impending stall.
Event sequence with unusual attitudes captured by CCTV
From the outside, bystanders saw the CRJ 200 rolling to the right, then banking sharply and rolling to the left, only to roll back hard to the right. The aircraft was nearly inverted as they continued rolling right, climbing through 77 feet.
The timing on this isn’t exact but the first officer was still speaking, calling out “Sir, sir, sir!”
The right wing smashed into the runway, just before the intersection of taxiway Juliet. The CRJ 200 cartwheeled onto the east side of the runway and continued east, striking a cargo container and shed belonging to Air Dynasty Heli Services before bursting into flames.
The aircraft had taken off at 11:10:55. During the oscillations, the aircraft reached a peak of just over 100 feet above the runway. The FDR stopped recording thirteen seconds after take off, at 11:11:08.
Four fire vehicles were dispatched the moment the right wing struck the ground. The aircraft had fallen into a gorge, sliding down 130 feet over the next four seconds. The fire vehicles struggled to reach the crash site. The first fire vehicle found a position and began spraying water while the next two vehicles paused, not immediately taking part in the fire-fighting efforts. Rescue personnel helped the captain who escaped from the cockpit embedded in the cargo container but no effort was made to rescue the remaining crew from the cockpit before it burst into flames.
The front of the passenger cabin was immediately fully engulfed in fierce flames, with no possibility of rescuing anyone from the front.
In addition to the flight crew, there were sixteen people seated in the passenger cabin, including a four-year-old child. Of the nineteen on board, fifteen were killed in the impact. Three were pulled from the wreckage of the cabin; however they died en route to the hospital. The captain, who suffered serious injuries, was the only survivor.
Wreckage
Four months before the accident, the aircraft underwent an inspection for the renewal of the Certificate of Airworthiness. The report doesn’t specify the results of this inspection other than that the MLG TBO (Main Landing Gear Time Between Overhaul) was set to expire in April. The airline received an extension to do this maintenance, giving them until June to complete the work needed. In April, Saurya also received a special permit for a test flight to renew the now-expired Certificate of Airworthiness.
But they didn’t get the maintenance done in time. On the 19th of June, a month before the accident flight, the extension for the landing gear maintenance expired. The aircraft registered as 9N-AME was grounded.
The operator was clearly struggling to get the CRJ 200 back into service. The fact that they needed extensions and special permits to deal with the ongoing certification issues suggests that the airline was struggling to maintain their fleet properly, even though the fleet consisted of only one aircraft at this point.
Saurya repeatedly arranged for short-term storage for the aircraft until the 22nd of July, two days before the accident, when both main landing gear assemblies were finally removed and reinstalled as per the necessary overhaul.
The following day, the Air Transport Division of the Civil Aviation Authority of Nepal approved a one-time non-revenue ferry flight for 9N-AME to fly to Pokhara International Airport, where it would undergo base maintenance (C-check).
The question remains: why were there 19 souls, including a young child, on board an aircraft flying for maintenance on a special ferry flight permit?
That morning, the day of the accident, the aircraft underwent a return to service check.
It’s important to note that the investigation found no mechanical defects that contributed to the accident. The maintenance work was completed properly, and flight data showed all aircraft systems functioned normally during the take-off sequence.
The loading of the aircraft, on the other hand, was cause for serious concern. The load sheet estimated 600 kg of baggage but they only found 402.5 kg at the crash site. Then they found an additional 98.6 kg had been removed from the crash site without being processed. This baggage was recovered from Saurya corporate offices in what the investigators later called out as evidence tampering.
Notably, this still leaves the aircraft 100 kilograms short of the stated load for the flight.
The ground crew said that the hold was full and additional cargo had to be loaded into the aircraft cabin. This was done in a haphazard manner, with lubricants, contact cleaners, wheel chocks, toolboxes and food items simply dumped onto seats and in the aisles without being secured. Among the wreckage, investigators found hydraulic fluid spilt on the floor of the cabin and evidence of dangerous goods, including flammable contact cleaner (classified as UN1950 hazardous material), loaded without proper documentation or securing. Saurya Airlines did not have a permit for transporting dangerous goods.
The captain and the flight dispatcher were aware that this baggage had been loaded into the passenger cabin but did not see it as a point of concern.
Apparently, this was business as usual.
Hydraulic fluid and flammable items found at the wreckage site
The crash was made worse by the fact that Tribhuvan International Airport’s runway safety areas didn’t meet international standards established by ICAO Annex 14. The investigation found that the low-lying areas on the east side of the runway, where 9N-AME crashed, failed to comply with requirements for runway strips.
Runway strips serve as safety zones for aircraft that overshoot, overrun, or veer off runways during takeoff or landing accidents. They must be free of obstacles and maintained to allow rapid access for rescue and firefighting vehicles. At Tribhuvan, the non-compliant areas surrounding the runway had been flagged for over a decade without meaningful correction. If the runway strip had met ICAO standards, the crash would have taken place within the safety area. Instead, the wreckage was in rough and uneven terrain, creating confusion for rescue crews and delaying their response.
The crash area had never been included in emergency exercises, so the firefighting and rescue crews had no plan for accessing that terrain. Only the lead unit engaged in active firefighting. The other three vehicles arrived but stopped short of the wreckage, uncertain about access and unclear on their orders. They had access to foam tenders and dry chemical agents but used only basic water spraying.
To make matters worse, the emergency gate nearest to the crash site was closed, blocked by construction materials and other debris.
Emergency gate blocked with construction materials and debris.
The result was a disjointed and incompetent emergency response when every second was critical. The investigation concluded that with proper rescue coordination and compliant runway safety areas, the first officer and maintenance technician in the detached cockpit may have survived, instead of being swallowed by flames while rescuers made no co-ordinated effort to rescue them.
There was no cabin crew on board, despite the presence of 16 passengers, including a child. No safety briefing was made, nor was anyone on board to ensure that basic safety measures were complied with. Most of the occupants of the passenger cabin were killed by blunt force injuries. The rescue and fire fighting teams did not document whether the passengers were wearing seatbelts, which leaves us with little to go on as to the injury patterns.
All this, on what was meant to be a special approval ferry flight. Nepal has multiple regulations regarding ferry flights, referencing the EU guidance that ferry flights are for non-airworthy civil aircraft. However, the CAAN documents are not completely clear, defining ferry flights as Special VFR flights with no passengers carried in one document and that persons on board shall be limited to “flight crew and maintenance people” in another document, FOR(A) Nepal Para 8.7.4.
The Saurya staff were not essential to the flight, but strictly speaking, the majority of them were maintenance people, which could arguably be justified based on paragraph 8.7.4. Even if we accept that, however, it does not explain why family members were on board, including a small child, the improperly loaded cargo or why the flight was operated without cabin crew.
We cannot get the answers to these questions. Those killed in the crash included Saurya’s Manager of Continuing Airworthiness Management Organisation, which is deeply ironic under the circumstances, but also means that the investigation could not determine the justification for loading the aircraft with non-essential personnel. Also killed were the Maintenance Manager, the Airline Safety Manager and QA manager.
It is difficult to imagine that they did not think to comment on the hazardous flammable goods simply tossed into the cabin.
Because there were no formal check-in procedures for those boarding the plane, the cargo and personal items were not weighed. The ground crew (bizarrely, mentioned as the marketing department in the report) were given a crude estimation of the baggage weight, which they wrote down for the loading manifest. The cockpit voice recorder includes a conversation between ground and maintenance personnel discussing the rough weight estimation, which the flight dispatcher then listed as 18,137 kg on the load and trim sheet.
The investigators attempted to reverse-engineer the actual aircraft weight using physics and flight data. Remarkably, the actual weight was not far off, around 18,300, plus or minus 200 kilos.
Based on this, the V-speeds should have been calculated at V1=118, VR=123, V₂=127.5 knots.
But we know that the crew actually rotated at under 120 knots, closer to V1 than VR. Sure, the aircraft was heavier than estimated; however that should only have led to a discrepancy of one knot for V1 and VR and only half a knot for V2.
Speeds based on stated and computed TOW, interpolated from QRH tables
The problem, it turns out, was the speedcard.
Incorrect V-speeds for 18,500 kg TOW as listed in the speedcard booklet provided to the flight crew by Saurya Airlines
Remember those base speeds for 18,500 kg take-off weight?
V1: 109
VR: 115
V2: 125
Unfortunately, those numbers were wrong. In fact, the V-speed references on that page were a direct copy of the correct V-speeds for a take-off weight of 17,500 kg.
Close up of the repeated speedcard data.
The ground crew had estimated the weight of the aircraft to within a few hundred kilos. But the speedcard in the aircraft was 1,000 kilos out.
From the report:
The fact that none of the flight crew noticed the blunder in the speedcard though-out the history of the airline is a critical failure of the flight operations and safety management.
The speedcard had been wrong for ten years. No one at Saurya Airlines had ever noticed.
The captain, the only survivor of the flight, recalled that he had not confirmed the V-speeds calculated by the first officer, which he should have done as standard. But he was also not aware of the error in the speedcard and so would not have questioned the V-speeds, which the first officer had calculated correctly based on the speedcard data.
Now we see the true issue: a rotation speed of 118 knots instead of the required 123 knots.
The stall speed of the CRJ 200 was 111 knots. The captain, as Pilot Flying, rotated at just under 120 knots, only 9 knots above the stall speed. He quickly deflected the elevator from 1.5° to 10° over just one second, three times faster than standard rotation, pitching up abruptly as if trying to unstick the aircraft by brute force.
Both wings reached a dangerously high angle of attack, causing the stick-shaker to activate to warn the pilots that the aircraft was at risk of stalling. Based on historical data, the aircraft’s right wing was prone to stalling first, true for both of the airline’s CRJ 200s, actually, and that’s what happened here.
The CRJ 200 suffered an asymmetric stall as the right wing lost lift. The aircraft began to roll to the right with a bank angle of 26°. The captain reacted as the stick shaker activated, rolling left and holding it for two seconds. The aircraft rolled left 55° at 50 feet above the ground. The aircraft lurched up to 100 feet before pitching back down. They rolled hard to the right to 94.6° (nearly inverted). There was no chance of recovery.
The first officer tried to intervene but was unable to communicate effectively, repeating “woah” and “sir” instead of something useful like “reduce pitch!”
The wrong V-speeds set up the dangerous conditions. However, it was that initial excessive pitch up by the captain that started them on the path to loss of control. A normal rotation should be maximum 3° per second. There is a warning in the CRJ 200 manual that the type is susceptible to control issues on take-off with excessive pitch rates/overrotation. The Saurya Airlines take-off procedures, however, did not mention the importance of a 3° per second rotation rate.
In fact, high rotation rates of over 4° per second were common at Saurya. The aircraft’s flight data recorder showed 18 instances of excessively high pitch rates above 5°/second over the previous year. The most extreme cases were a take off at 5.8°/second in January 2024 and 5.5°/second in March 2024. That March 2024 flight was the captain, the same who would become the sole survivor of the accident flight.
The accident flight’s 6.5°/second was the highest ever recorded. However, this wasn’t just a simple pilot error on a single flight; it was the airline culture. No one at Saurya Airlines was monitoring or correcting this dangerous technique.
About those rotations… We’re lucky to have that historical data because the investigation also found that the Flight Data Recorder had been malfunctioning since at least 2021 without anyone noticing. It was the responsibility of CAAN (Nepal’s civil aviation authority) to verify the FDRs to confirm that all mandatory parameters are being recorded. Annually. They did not notice anything wrong for at least four years.
Key missing parameters included Control column forces (how hard pilots pushed/pulled), Control wheel forces (roll inputs), Rudder pedal forces and positions and brake pedal applications. Without the control force data, investigators can’t recreate how aggressively the captain pulled on the controls or whether the first officer tried to physically intervene.
The lack of oversight by the regulator was not a one-off issue. A safety audit in September 2023 found that CAAN had inadequate training for its inspectors. The audit identified systemic weaknesses in the CAAN safety programmes and the frameworks for monitoring safety systems. Additionally, CAAN was struggling with resource shortages and personnel management issues, which directly affected its ability to oversee airline operations.
I know this has been a very long article but, truly, this accident is hard to believe, let alone explain. Every level of the aviation safety system failed simultaneously: crew procedures, airline operations, aircraft performance data, regulatory oversight, airport emergency response, and even post-accident evidence handling.
The final report lays the blame firmly at Saurya’s failures.
Most Probable Cause
The most probable cause of the accident was a deep stall during take-off because of an abnormally rapid pitch rate commanded at a lower than optimal rotation speed.
Contributing Factors
The contributory factors to the accident are:
Incorrect speeds calculated based on erroneous speedcard. The interpolated speedcard of the operator for 18,500 kg TOW mentions incorrect V-speeds for take-off. This error in the speedcard went unnoticed since its development. There was no acceptance/approval of the speedcard booklet.
Failure to identify and address multiple previous events of high pitch rate during take-off by the operator.
The operator showed gross negligence in complying with the prevailing practices of ferry flight planning, preparation and execution. There is a lack of consistent definition of ferry flights.
Gross negligence and non-compliances by the operator during the entire process of cargo and baggage handling (weighing, loading, distribution and latching), while violating the provisions of operational manual and ground handling manual. The load was not adequately secured with straps, tie-downs, or nets, while the flight preparation was rushed.
The report concludes with a collection of immediate actions and longer-term systemic changes. Saurya Airlines has since revised and verified their speed cards and implemented stricter take-off procedures, with targeted retraining for pilots on stall recognition, pitch control and aircraft performance monitoring. They have also introduced a Flight Data Monitoring system to detect unsafe trends. Cargo handling procedures were overhauled.
Emergency response protocols at Tribhuvan International Airport have been updated, and stricter evidence-handling procedures were mandated after post-crash investigation issues.
The Civil Aviation Authority of Nepal says that they have tightened their oversight with increased ramp inspections, regular operational audits, and new rules for aircraft loading and documentation.
I wish Nepal’s aviation industry all the best, but it’s hard to feel confident about their success given the environment that allowed such a breakdown to occur in the first place.
People sometimes ask me what airlines I would avoid flying with. My answer is that it’s not any individual airline that causes me concern so much as the regulator. When the system is broken at the top, the failures filter down.
Nepal’s Civil Aviation Authority will have to do a lot more to earn my trust in the airlines they claim authority over.
Still, when it comes to buying a cake, sometimes you've got to grab the bull by the horns.
(Just don't grab the other end.)
See, I'll bet you dollars to donuts:
... that some of you are going to get wrecks.
You may think you have all your ducks in a row:
(or maybe to be rowed...)
... but let's face it: There's a good chance the baker's ...
... a poo ant short of a picnic.
And they might get your cake ...
... bass ackwards.
I mean, does a bear ...
... sit in the woods?
(Aw, Pooh.)
;)
Look, you're probably never going to get the baker to eat crow:
So don't make a tempest in a teapot!
(Actually, don't make anything in this teapot.)
After all, you've still got a cake, and maybe the manager will mark it down.
So rather than look a gift horse in the, uh ...
... gaping mouth nozzle of despair?
... just enjoy your cake.
I think Shakespeare put it best:
"That which they call a rose by any other name...
"... still looks like meat."
Thanks to Scott D., Deanna C., Laura M., Wolfie W., Anna M., Autumn J., Reba S., Jesea J., Lana H., and Maria V. for letting us have their cakes and read them, too.
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P.S. If you need a drink after those cakes, then I have JUST the game for you:
Ok, guys, I think it's time to go over the "guidelines" again for wishing someone good luck.
Sooo...
Well? Are ya, punk?
EXCELLENT.
Now,
Rule The First: Pick ONE sentiment and go with it.
It's either "Good Luck" or possibly "Get Lucky." Or, in this case, maybe "Get Lumpy." Heh.
(Anyone else want to stab that giant bump before it scurries away?)
Rule The Second: Watch your handwriting.
Believe it or not, a cursive capital L is the single most difficult letter in the entire known universe to write:
Which is probably why this baker tried for a cursive capital Q instead; sure, it looks bad, but at least it doesn't spell anything embarrassing:
Gentlemen, start your engines.
Of course, even if you nail the L, there's still that pesky U to contend with:
o.0
Yowza, "best of suck" and "good lick?" How much dirtier can an innocuous "good luck" cake get?!
I had to ask, didn't I.
Which brings us to:
Rule The Third: Mixing botched cursive letters with printed
ones is a sure-fire recipe for disaster.
Hilarious, awkward disaster:
Yeah, Christina. Try not to screw that up.
Thanks to Bethany P., Gail K., Jodee R., Kristine W., Amy S., Tracy M., & Christina W., who would not believe how often I see dirty good luck cakes. Or, ok, maybe you would.
*****
::shaking head:: All these cakes trying to say goodbye, when I've got you covered right here:
So tell me, Wreckies, how are you enjoying your summer?
Sorry, I mean, "Sumer?"
Or is it "Sumeer?"
You know what, just to be safe, let's sell both versions.
And then make this one the store display, so everyone can see it:
I like to be happy, summetime.
Well, however you spell it, I hope you're taking this time to enjoy a little sun.
Or a large, red-eyed spider crawling out of your cake.
And that you're working on your tan:
Or dismembering Edward Cullen. (Hey bakers, where's the glitter?)
Of course, the only acceptable foot wear right now are flip-flops:
Emphasis on the "flops."
And every meal should end with a hefty slice of watermelon:
Preferably the seedless kind. Unless you're expecting...to be expecting.
(See what I did there?)
And since these are the lazy days of summer we're talking about, you should be taking lots of breaks:
Stickin' it to the man. Or in this case, the customer.
Maybe visit the pit of despair community swimming pool?
"Watch out, kids, I'm about to throw another one down."
Or just spend a few quiet evenings walking the beach, looking for seashells and/or body parts:
Who wants ribs?
Thanks to Cassie, Brian B., Molly S., Jill V., Tina, Jaemie G., Lindsay W., Elizabeth & AnneMarie, & Anony M. for the disarming finds.
*****
P.S. If you actually go to the beach, then clearly you need a mesh tote bag that's in such high demand they couldn't even get one for the photoshoot, and had to photoshop it in (badly) later:
Oh yeah, bad Photoshop is how you know it's good. Well, that, and the 2,000+ 5-star ratings. Turns out this thing is actually pretty awesome, and also comes in blue, gray, or white. Grab yours before the manufacturer tries to snatch the last one up for a re-shoot.
Convention season is starting up again, and I am READY, y'all. So since I've got major geekery on the brain anyway, I thought I'd focus today's Sweets on - what else? Geek cakes. But more than that, I've decided to feature geeky villain cakes. 'Cuz geeky villains are cool. (It's the outfits, am I right?)
First up, the horniest Loki cupcake you will ever see:
(I'm sure you guys will correct me in the comments if I'm wrong.)
Also, this is another wedding cake, if you can believe it. Check out all the tiny teeth!
Now here's a classic villain from my childhood, so I know him well:
Sub'd by Nick B., and made by Truly Scrumptious - the same folks behind that jaw-dropping standing Cyberman I featured last April.
It's here to EXTERMINATE your hunger, haha! (Sorry; obligatory Dalek joke.) I like how Dalek dresses are all the rage at conventions now, too. Who knew killer robots wielding bathroom plungers could be so chic?
Speaking of chic, here's the best-dressed villain in today's post:
Yes, really - she's handmade, and edible! (Check out another closeup here.) By the always-amazing Highland Bakery.
I have to take a quick break from the villains to show you the best Stargate cake I've ever seen:
WOWZA. Look at all that detail on the gate! And the watery texture on the event horizon! Seriously, this cake is encoding and locking ALL my chevrons, IF ya know whatta mean. (Stargate humor. Heh. Aheh. Heh.)
Vader!! Shiny, shiny Vader. Seriously, I have my own Vader helmet at home (don't ask), and it's not half as shiny as this cake. I think this cakes looks better, too. Seriously amazing.
Of course, we can't have Vader (or at least his helmet) without an official Storm Trooper escort:
Talk about the perfect hardcover gift book for Alien fans, listen to this: "From facehuggers to feather dusters, discover how the perfect killing machine relaxes after a day of scaring space marines."