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Six works new to me: four fantasy, one mystery, one non-fiction (from an unexpected source)... unless you count the fantasy-mystery as mystery, in which case it's three fantasy and two mysteries. At least two are series. I don't know why publishers are so averse to labelling series.

Books Received, September 20 — September 26

Poll #33662 Books Received, September 20 — September 26
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Which of these look interesting?

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An Ordinary Sort of Evil by Kelley Armstrong
3 (17.6%)

Sea of Charms by Sarah Beth Durst (July 2026)
4 (23.5%)

Following My Nose by Alexei Panshin (December 2024)
4 (23.5%)

The Fake Divination Offense by Sara Raasch (May 2026)
3 (17.6%)

The Harvey Girl by Dana Stabenow (February 2026)
2 (11.8%)

Scarlet Morning by ND Stevenson (September 2025)
8 (47.1%)

Some other option (see comments)
0 (0.0%)

Cats!
14 (82.4%)

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Posted by Sylvia

There’s a YouTube video by ATC Audio making the rounds with a shocking title: She says Both Pilots INOPERATIVE. Real ATC Audio. The video claims to have real ATC audio of Tap Air Portugal flight TAP484H, a scheduled passenger flight from Lisbon, Portugal to Nice, France. The audio covers an aviation miscommunication which led to much consternation among Nice controllers. Specifically, the pilot is reporting that the toilets are inoperative but the French controller understands her to be saying the pilots are inoperative.

There is no hint of when this happened, no date or even a year is mentioned. Every other article which mentions the incident is using this video as its reference.

It’s an amusing video but…is this actually legitimate? I have my doubts and I will tell you why.

The earliest version of the audio seems to be this one: Pilots or Toilets? A true Example of Aviation Miscommunication published on Instagram on the 2nd of July. The poster writes:

A flight operated by Air Portugal traveling from Lisbon (Portugal) to Nice (France) contacted Marseille ACC with a request for a direct routing and to maintain high speed until reaching FL100 … Every toilet on board had stopped functioning — and understandably, passengers were eager to land as soon as possible.

French ATC misheard the transmission as “the pilots are inoperable.”

This led to several tense minutes filled with confusion and rising concern — until it was clarified and everyone could breathe a sigh of relief. The issue was sorted out, and the flight proceeded without further trouble.

This one has a tone of a lesson in clear communication, including headings like WHY DID THIS HAPPEN and HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN CLEARED UP FASTER? It concludes that this “humorous scenario” is a meaningful reminder that effective communication is about clarity, shared expectations and using the right context.

So, why am I dubious?

First of all, there is the combination of radio calls and internal phone calls among controllers and ATC supervisors. These phone calls are internal and only available to ATC. The phone calls include the sound of a phone ringing and then frantic conversation about what is happening on the aircraft. I can’t think of an instance where internal ATC phone calls have ever leaked. But of course, the exchange on the radio isn’t anywhere near as funny without the phone calls explaining the confusion and escalating the situation into a full-blown emergency. My point is that the phone calls don’t make sense from a sourcing perspective, but are also necessary, as they make the scenario genuinely funny. The exchange on the radio alone doesn’t make it clear how deep the misunderstanding goes.

Then there’s the fact that the French ATC transmissions exist at all. French privacy and data protection laws are very strict. The French Code Pénal Article 226-1 and 226-2 states that the unauthorised use and interference with radio frequencies and communications is prohibited with interception, recording and broadcasting carrying a penalty of up to one year of imprisonment and a €45,000 fine. If the victim is a person in public authority, which an ATC controller is probably considered to be, then the penalty is increased to up to two years imprisonment and a €60,000 fine. This is just for recording and rebroadcasting ATC.

Edit: This actually looks like the more appropriate statute, thanks James! I can’t find much information on the legal situation other than people being very clear that they are not going to risk sharing ATC communications because of the current situation.

Comment écouter les avions parler à la radio ?

Est-ce légal ? Oui ! Vous avez parfaitement le droit d’écouter la bande aéro ! Mais attention, il est TOTALEMENT INTERDIT d’émettre ! Veillez donc, si vous achetez une radio, à ce qu’elle ne possède pas de fonction émission. Avant de voir les méthodes d’écoute, un peu d’aspect technique peut s’avérer utile si vous êtes motivés. Autrement, vous pouvez descendre directement à la partie des méthodes d’écoute !

Be that as it may, it would be a separate offense for leaking the phone recordings, presuming they were legally recorded in the first place. I can find no other instance of French ATC and phone calls being leaked and broadcast like this.

Further, the YouTube video around the same date cites ATCLive as the source for the communications. No other source is ever given. But ATCLive would not have recordings of phone calls for any flight control operation, as they are internal only. And ATCLive does not cover the live feed from any French airports.. In October 2022, the LiveATC.net site founder posted to their forums on the subject:

We are involved in a dispute with the aviation authority in France. All feeds are offline until that dispute is resolved. We have sent a response to the authority and they seem to be refusing to respond. The basis for their claim is also questionable and doesn’t seem to have solid legal footing at all.

And in July 2023

It really has no basis in law as someone who transmits over open airwaves without encryption has no reasonable expectation of privacy. They are alleging that air traffic controllers can be personally identified by the fact that they merely issue instructions to pilots over the air (voluntarily, because they chose their job). It is a ludicrous assertion.

Now again, there’s no date given on the video, but it just seems unlikely that this audio was languishing on LiveATC.net archives for years before being discovered by someone with a YouTube channel.

To recap: we have no details, we have no source, we have internal phone calls mixed in with the radio call, and we have no means of corroboration. You can see why I’m dubious.

Finally, although I concede this is a weaker point, it seems very clear that the Tap Air Portugal pilot’s use of “toilet” sounds more and more like “pilot” as the video goes on. I can’t help but think that any competent flight crew would enunciate more clearly, not make the situation worse by dropping the o completely. Further, the woman is clearly aware of the misunderstanding early on: “No sir, we have the autopilot functioning properly. Our problem is with the toilets… it doesn’t matter anymore. We are not declaring anything. We just need to arrive as soon as possible.” And yet, with proficient English and good radio skills, she does not switch to the unambiguous official term, lavatory, or at the very least WC (which she uses at the end of the recording, so she is aware of the term). She could also have simply spelled out T-O-I-L-E-T, which should have been instinctive upon not being understood.

But of course, if she had used another word to clarify, the issue would have been solved …and there would have been no need for the amusing phone calls trying to work out what to do.

I know everyone loves to pick on the French but I find the whole sequence all very questionable, especially the frantic phone calls that the aircraft is planning to land with no pilots on board: “The fire fighters are out, everyone is aware. And that’s it.”

No one in the comments seems to be questioning the veracity of either video, so perhaps I am just very jaded. The discussion all seems to be about whether ATC is at fault for escalating to an emergency for such a simple issue, or the fault of the pilot, for not using the correct terminology and not disambiguating.

So is it real? Who is to blame? Let me know in the comments what you think.

Less Than Punctilious

Sep. 26th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Continuing my mini series on the wonders of punctuation, let's take a look at what happens when grammar goofs go horribly, seriously funny.

Drat. They're on to me.

 

Because no matter what your efforts, there will be times when you ask for a symbol and get a whole lotta trouble instead.

When a simple slash turns into a case of indecent exposure.

 

For clarity's sake, you might want to mention when a word should be plural.

Don't.

 

In fact, you should never spell anything out. Period.

Especially the actual period. Period.

 

And you know what they say about bad commas, don't you?

That's right: they always come back to bite you.

"Good night, good luck, must dash!"

- Edward R. Murrow with a full bladder

 

Thanks to Kristin D., Kristin S., Stephanie A., Doreen L., Kate A. for what I'm calling our "literal" period.

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P.S. Here's a giggle for my coffee-loving friends:

"My Four Moods" Dragon Tee

:D
It comes in both Men's & Women's cuts, plus a bunch more colors.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Bound Feet by Kelsea Yu

Sep. 26th, 2025 09:17 am
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A grieving mother and her best friend break into a ghost museum to conduct illicit but surely harmless Ghost Day celebrations. Revelations await.

Bound Feet by Kelsea Yu
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More stories should dig into the chemistry, biology, and physics of falling in love.

On Writing Romance as Hard Science Fiction

Don't MAKE Me Count To Threeth

Sep. 25th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Remember the old saying?

"Twice is a coincidence...

"Three times is a pattern...

"And four times means there's some kind of voodoo curse involved."

 

Jennifer N., Amber D., Tara A., & Brynna R., you guys get the rooster tears, and I'll fetch a bucket of sprinkles. Meet back here at oh threeth hundred.

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I found a baking book just for us, minions:

Procrasti-Baking:100 Recipes for Getting Nothing Done in the Most Delicious Way Possible

I FEEL SEEN

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Amid economic downturn and political strife, young American teen discovers her hidden potential.

Random Acts of Senseless Violence by Jack Womack

The Gift Of Encouragement

Sep. 24th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

I remember the first time I told my Mom the publisher wanted me to go on a book tour for Cake Wrecks. She responded by telling me about an author she'd seen at a big warehouse store the previous weekend, sitting alone behind a card table and looking desperate.

"I just don't want that for you," she said.

...

Motherly concern aside, you could say my mom has a real gift for encouragement.

Kind of like these people:

"Oh, and happy engagement. I guess."

 

This is your moment. Enjoy it.

 

Q: What do you get the birthday girl who's allergic to birthday cake?

A: A birthday cake with an apology. ("More cake for us! Woot!")

 

As we get older, we look for signs from our loved ones that age is really just a number, it's about staying young at heart, etc, etc.

"Well, sure, NOW I am."

 

And there's nothing quite so encouraging as ill-concealed shock at your personal accomplishments:

"We had you guys pegged at two years, tops. Wow!"

 

And finally:

"Note that we haven't expressed any sadness over this fact, or stated whether Kyle is happy regarding his imminent departure. However, the fact that we're having cake would seem to indicate a celebration of Kyle's coming absence."

"Wow, you got all that from four words?!"

"No, I'm reading the card."

 

Thanks to Edmund H., Rachael G., Kim K., Sarah C., G.D., & Kyle C. for the encouraging words.

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Oh hey, this seems like a good time to remind you this exists:

Cake Wrecks, THE BOOK

It's totes hilarz, and I don't say things like "totes hilarz" in it even once.

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Realtor Reiko Kujirai has many questions, about her apparent rival and about herself, but very few answers.

Kowloon Generic Romance, volume 2 by Jun Mayuzuki

WHY

Sep. 23rd, 2025 12:12 pm
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would my Framework charge if plugged into one outlet but not another? I tested the outlet from which it did not charge and it works for other devices.

[Update]

I shut it down for an hour and everything works again.

"Perfectly" Punctual

Sep. 23rd, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Yesterday we covered parentheses and quotation marks. Today, THE WORLD.

Or maybe just some extra apostrophes:

This Beth belongs to Congratutation.

The booties are anyone's guess.

 

 I see lots of apostrophes where quotation marks should be, but I have to admit, this is the first time I've seen it the other way around:

I blame whatever madness drove the baker to add that L.

 

You might think periods would be easy to deal with, but if so, you're obviously a man with a death wish.

Or this baker:

I don't really know who St. David is, but I'm hoping against hope he's the patron saint of punctuation.

 

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the three period run, or if you want to get all technical about it, the ellipsis:

Because nothing conveys sincerity quite like trailing off mid...

 

 With all these confusing options, you might be tempted to skip punctuation entirely, bakers. But that path has its own perils:

Yeah, way to go, Bob. I mean, that was soooo great, that thing you did. Scha.

 

 My personal favorite, though, is the wild card mish-mosh of punctuation patter:

I dare you to do a dramatic reading of this cake.

 

 And finally, the colon cake you've been waiting for:

Come back after we slice it for the semi-colons.

 

Thanks to Elizabeth C., Miriam A., Doreen L., Ariel F., Sarah C., Gernez, & Kim T. for the excuse to link to Victor Borge's phonetic punctuation.

Funny thing about this singer

Sep. 23rd, 2025 09:11 am
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Youtube pushed a song from this source at me.

I don't think they exist. There are no non-generated images of the singer and their pace of output is suspicious. And their FB bio references ai.

Blackout/All Clear by Connie Willis

Sep. 23rd, 2025 08:56 am
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Oxford sends its best to study World War Two in this (grinds teeth) Hugo-winning tale of sound and fury.

Blackout/All Clear by Connie Willis

Bundle of Holding: Weird Wizard

Sep. 22nd, 2025 01:57 pm
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The SHADOW OF THE WEIRD WIZARD corebooks, supplements, and adventures.

Bundle of Holding: Weird Wizard

Can I Quote You On That?

Sep. 22nd, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Woohoo!! National Punctuation Day is coming!  

 You know what to do!

I stand corrected.

Bakers, contrary to popular belief, those curved thingies are not sideways "happy hugs" for your text; they're parentheses. But I'll make this easy for you: YOU WILL NEVER NEED PARENTHESES ON YOUR CAKES. So don't use them. Ever.

No, not even for a name in all caps.

 

And not for anniversaries, either.

 

Gosh. I bet "Mom" is really feeling like part of the family right now.

 

 Which brings me to my next point:

STOP IT WITH THE QUOTATION MARKS ALREADY.

 

Why are these numbers in quotes? Are they euphemisms or something? Are these people not really 13 and 59? And why does this keep happening, anyway?

 

Oh.

 

Thanks to Monica, Debb D., Tamara M.,  Alyssa V., Amy C., Rachel C., and Aurora C. for helping me cover parentheses and quotation marks. Tomorrow: COLONS! (You'll have to check back to see which kind.)

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P.S. And here's the official t-shirt of National Punctuation Day:

Punctuation Saves Lives

Proof that educating can also be entertaining!

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Clarke Award Finalists 201

Sep. 22nd, 2025 09:52 am
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2015: Five Britons sign for the doomed Mars One venture, the UK pays off its WWI War Loans, and the Liberal Democrats’ adroit political maneuvering yields memorable electoral returns.

Poll #33648 Clarke Award Finalists 2015
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Which 2015 Clarke Award Finalists Have You Read?

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Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel
25 (65.8%)

Europe in Autumn by Dave Hutchinson
8 (21.1%)

Memory of Water by Emmi Itäranta
6 (15.8%)

The Book of Strange New Things by Michel Faber
4 (10.5%)

The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August by Claire North
16 (42.1%)

The Girl with All the Gifts by M. R. Carey
18 (47.4%)



Bold for have read, italic for intend to read, underline for never heard of it.

Which 2015 Clarke Award Finalists Have You Read?
Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel
Europe in Autumn by Dave Hutchinson
Memory of Water by Emmi Itäranta
The Book of Strange New Things by Michel Faber
The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August by Claire North
The Girl with All the Gifts by M. R. Carey

Sunday Sweets: Flights of Fancy

Sep. 21st, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Sharyn

Today, we're going to talk about the birds...

(By Viva la Tarta)

 

...and the bees.

(By Dlishcupcakes)

 

That's right! We're talking about Things that Fly!

(You look relieved. Why? What else would we talk about?)

There are kites:

(By Sweet Treats by Sandra)

 

...balloons in bunches:

(By Mutlu Dukkan)

 

...or filled with hot air:

(By K Noelle Cakes)

 

...and airplanes!

(by Gateau Delice)

 

Sometimes all at the same time:

(By That Baking Girl)

I'd make a kite/balloon/airplane joke here, but I think it'd go over your head.
:D

 

Let's see, what else?

There are dragonflies:

(By Joylicious Cakes)

 

...and dragons that fly:

(By La Torta Perfetta)

...which means they have to land somewhere.

 

Don't ever believe pigs can't fly.

(By Carlos Lischetti Sugar Art)

Heck, with enough thrust (or pixie dust) anything can fly.

 

All the way out of this world!

(By Cakey Cake)

 

In fact, if I could fly...

(By Alchemists of Cake)

...I think I'd Never Land.

Wouldn't that be Sweet?

 

Happy Sunday, everyone!

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P.S. Hang on, I can't believe we forgot butterflies!

I used this 84-pc butterfly set to make a gorgeous wreath for John's room, I know you crafters are gonna love them:

(3D Butterfly Wall Magnet Set)

They're double-sided and come with both magnets and stickers. Definitely browse the projects in the reviews, there are so many pretty ideas!

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